There was a man that had worked in the basement mail room of a large coorperation for years. Before turning off the lights to leave one night, he saw a large bug scurry across the floor. As he went to step on it, the bug spoke. "Dont squish me and I will grant you your greatest wish", said the bug. 

The man was promoted up to the business floor above the mail room and was happy about his new job... until he heard footsteps above him. He again wished to become greater. He continued to move up in the large coorperate building until one day he was on the roof....

He saw a man praying and said to himself ..."Yes, that is how great I want to be! I want to be like God one earth!"

Immediately he was back in the mailroom.

                                   Merry Christmas